✔ Verified Directioner Claudia says hi :) and she wanted me to put that i have a tumblr crush on her because she wants to feel special. so i guess i have a tumblr crush on claudia. her url is weallfallbacktolove follow her now! :) #guardgirlswag
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- Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
- Me: Final seasons.
- Me: Post-concert depression.
- Me: When there's no food.
- Me: Fictional characters dying.
- Me: Hipster blogs.
- Me: Crying over bands.
- Me: When ships aren't canon.
- Friend: ....
- Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
- tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
- producers: oh god not again
- tim burton: so we have some undead people
- tim burton: who are creepy and shit
- tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
- tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
- tim burton: what do you think?
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
literally cannot get over how good you smell
like its not like i can smell you from a mile away
its like i have to get super close to you to smell you
like omg
I’m sorry it’s just you smell so good
and I’m glad you can’t see this because you’d think i was a freak. literally
just because there are no new jelena pictures, doesn’t mean they are breaking up. sure, there’s a possibility. but they are most likely still together and not on the verge of breaking up. justin and selena both have busy schedules, causing them not to be together 24/7. BUT justin has also mentioned that he sometimes manages going out without any paps noticing and what not. so chill, jelena is probably still in perfect condition.
Hall Cross School - before and after the fame
you guys dont even know how these kinds of posts make me feel, my heart literally melts every single time and I keep having to get a new one <3
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
i have a 52.52% in english because i put my essay in the wrong pile.
and my teacher can’t find it
i have the paper in an email dated the day before it was due for me to be able to print it out
like I’m not a liar
SHE EVEN LOOKED FOR IT
DUDE
WHY DID SHE PUT A ZERO IN
I WOULD HAVE A 94 WITH IT IN
LITERALLY
oh look, my pic….
